Sun shocker

Last updated : 07 February 2005 By Keith Allman
There was outrage and surprise today as one of the gutter rags finally printed something that Portsmouth fans were pleased to see.

After months of trying to stir up something - ANYTHING - they possibly could between manager, chairman, players and supporters, whilst all throughout staying best friends with Harry Redknapp, it seems the red tops have finally seen the error of their ways.

And what better way to make it up to us lot than publishing such a brilliant picture as the one below, taken shortly after Marcus Bent's injury time equaliser for Everton yesterday? They've certainly gone some way towards redeeming themselves. Personally I'm not the type who likes to gloat and sing songs about Southampton going down all the time - they seem more than capable of securing their own relegation without the need for us to encourage them - but shots like this just deserve to be shared.
Jim! I've lost my contact lens